Stop me if I’m wrong, but that is the exact perfect facial expression for a Republican candidate who’s just spotted a billy goat stepping onto their bridge.

I, for one, eagerly await the day I can stroll down to my local ChickieNobs and order a Bucket O’ Nubbins.

Weird Al has been cast in an upcoming, Justice-League-focused two-parter as the villain Darkseid.

Oh, jesus tapdancing christ. Prediction for part 2: Jafar now runs the capital’s only gas station -_-

Delany countered that the current Hugo debacle has nothing to do with science fiction at all. “It’s socio-economic,” he said. In 1967, as the only black writer among the Nebula nominees, he didn’t represent the same kind of threat. But Delany believes that, as women and people of color start to have “economic heft,”…

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Dammit, man! Just this week I finally gave in and started buying LED bulbs en masse for the house. Now I’ll be stuck with ‘em for decades while all the cool kids get freakin’ laser light shows.

I’d rather see Dat Ass in the VP spot. Word has it she knows how to run a firm, taut, well-rounded campaign.

I think it’s likely that she simply had no idea that dropping the infant off was even an option. Shame-based culture has a way of suppressing that type of info - I live in a place with the same drop-off laws, and I didn’t know it for years. I’m confident that a good 95% of the people around me don’t know it still.…

Knowing the particulars of this guy is probably important investigation-wise, but as far as media is concerned I would love it if you guys took a cue from Wonderella:

You monster.

Real Talk time: You need to clean this thing way more often. Your cats, they hate you with the fury of one million poop-filled missteps.

You might want to look into LibreOffice or even OpenOffice. Both work well, and both are completely free.

Wolf Spider! They’re completely harmless, and also a little adorable. We had one around that size that hung out in our basement for a month one summer. We decided it was protecting us from gremlins.

Yes! Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, 18th Baron Dunsany. He took fairy tale structures and made them into what we would consider modern fantasy; Tolkien later took that and made high fantasy. He changed his writing style more than once throughout an incredibly prolific writing career, just because he could. My…

I think this may be a case of correlation rather than causation. Mother Spiring sounds like the kind of parent awesome enough to cover difficult subjects with her kids in an engaging and useful manner. The nudity might be useful as an example, but it’d be ancillary to the kids’ education.

The worst part? This bit here, where all the US politicians live, is looking pretty normal. Climate Change is just a myth, people! Nothing to get excited about! Don’t let Big Environment suck away your tax dollars! (We need those for more unnecessary defense spending)

Scouting is about self-reliance and citizenship. A self-reliant person is always right, and a good citizen never debates.