I must admit, I would dance a little dance if they did.

Badass.

Goddamn the mixed signals. On the one hand, dudeguy is clearly a pulsating asshole. On the other, that picture makes him look kinda like a young Nathan Lane. So many crossed wires in my brain..

Take me down to the Paradise City

Man, when will people ever get this right? You don't shoot anyone yourself; you call the cops and let them shoot the suspiciously ethnic person for you. That way you're off scot-free and the officer in question gets some paid leave. Get it together folks, geez.

Chief Masculinity Officer. He's crushin' it, brah.