Keep on rolling with that "I know what's real food guy" trope.

Likewise, women shouldn't be allowed in the military because they are smaller and weaker than men. It's science!

Oh I love how there is an xkcd for almost every situation:

so in the end we can all rest easy knowing that Toby enjoys his sandy vagina which is surprising because you would think based on his comment there would be copious amounts of douche.

Except this isn't what happened at all. She and her husband both admitted to interferring with the cop arresting her son. Her son has had prior arrests and convictions and was caught with at 2am with a knife on him (if you honestly believe this particular case he had a knife planted on him I don't know what to tell…

So do you actually know a real person who behaves like this, or is it just in your imagination?

I've known many many people who pretend to like, or not like, something to look smarter than other people. Who hasn't? Ever hear of Pitchfork? That's how the fuck I know.

It all comes down to one thing: pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice is the soul food of the hipster, it draws them out like a flame does a moth, like a dung heap does flies, like Michael Bay films do to people wit the attention span of a shovel. Pumpkin spice appears in nearly every facet of our lives and wit it come…

Yea, good thing no one asked me. Or else I would have told them that this is a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project.

Kind of a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project if you ask me.

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

To read the full article or be the first to post a response? Obviously you went with the latter.