Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks! And Jack Bauer is a pal....do you get where i'm headed with this ?

I approve Sir.

Looks perturbed but i digress. Whats the retail on one of these anyway ? Depreciation is vigorous from what i read.

Team Breezy ? For this alone i'll send drones after you after the trace program runs.

I will. And then we'll settle this like men.

Irregardless ? It pains me to read this out loud.

Tell the man.

....well, you get the idea.

Allow a justified response;

You should gibe him more credit. You seem blinded by your hate of the young man to the point of being blind to all his merits.

Lay pipe ? That cracked me up. Allow me to borrow that for a book i'm writing.

Well spoken kind sir. Well spoken

Fuck you $kaycog ! Fuck you ! That will be all.

Is it an in thing to be a male feminist here at jalopnik ?

My 0.02 $ on the matter.... Fuck the GWBOR. I'll see myself out....

This applause-worthy act can be justified in a (bleeps out country of origin) court as a reaction to an act of extreme provocation.

Naaaaah...but some male feminists might catch on to you, track you down and generally make your life miserable to the point where you become one of them. I'm talking of the '...its never okay to hit a woman...' sorts.

And why not if i may be so bold ? Women punch, slap (and on occasion knee...) men all the time with no retribution. I have never understood why they are idealized so much in the US. If one was to lay a finger on me....i'm just saying.

Can duds explode spontanesouly ? I have to ask.

Under US law if the waitress she ran over succumbs to her injuries, what would she be looking at prisonwise ? Life ? Or the needle ?