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UGH. I was really interested in that show. Well I guess I could just check out the UK version or something....or maybe they could put a black censor bar over his face and dub in somebody else’s voice over his. This has become beyond ridiculous. PERVS STOP BEING IN THE STUFF I LIKE.

I realize that one of the major points of this show is that life is not a piece of satisfying fiction with perfect structure despite our deepest desire that it was, but, well, this IS actually a tv show. The fact that Greg came up because Rebecca was wishing she could talk to him again and get the comfort and support

Amy Sedaris is Kristen Chenoweth on acid, meth, and shrooms. Also without the singing voice.

David Pumpkins isn’t something you think about, he’s just something you experience. He’s the Big Lipped Alligator Moment of Halloween. Watching this special without questioning its existence makes it immensely more entertaining. Btw, there was a kid in the background dressed as Kevin Roberts and it was awesome. I’m

Hand-over-mouth is a lot sexier than a hand on the throat, in my personal opinion anyway, and I’m not quite sure why I see a lot of men choking women in porn. I guess I understand the appeal of breath play, just not the appeal of having your neck crushed.

Yes, sexual harassment is pervasive everywhere. But as a lifelong animation fan, this is still really frickin disheartening to know.

Hearing about Page was disappointing for me because I really loved Clarence from the very beginning but the show has maintained its high quality since he was fired, so good thing he wasn’t that involved. The news about Savino is even more depressing not only because of what it could mean for the future of The Loud

OK that whole trailer was one big HOLY SHIT moment. Plus the film looks fucking gorgeous.

I think there’ a delicate balance to the ratio of stupidity vs. bravery in Launchpad’s character, and this episode messed it up in the attempt to make a running joke about his paranoia re: molemen. It’s early days though and given time they could easily work out the kinks in his characterization. He works best in

I feel like this show can’t win because of the massive beast of a franchise it’s tied to and the inherent nitpickery of Trek fans, and it’s never going to be judged on much more than how well it fits into the “spirit” and “continuity” of previous works (and let’s be honest, Trek continuity became a total joke years

I haven’t been watching SNL since...ok like ten years ago...but I’ve been watching a lot of sketches online lately to catch up, and my favorites are definitely the kind with this sort of rando humor (Kevin Roberts, the pink Hummer limo full of an art collective going through the Burger King drive thru, Space Pants,

Although Highmore plays the character very sympathetically, I don’t think this role is going to do him any favors. To paraphrase a quote from Tropic Thunder, “Never go full autistic.” At one point near the end of the pilot, after spending the whole episode demonstrating how much difficulty he has with social

What we learned this episode: Beth was hella more interesting before she hit puberty. I was a bit sorry that we didn’t get to see her massacre all of Tommy’s sad children/mates/foodstuffs. I do hope she went with the clone option because it seems like the kind of thing she needs to do to feel whole, even if it turns

Oswald’s looking the best he ever has on this show (finally found a weird hairstyle that doesn’t look too stupid) and now Bruce is gonna be an earless Batman, great. I swear I heard him use the now-standard Batman Growl voice in one scene and it cracked me up. Selina is old enough now that people can stop pretending

Birdemic was very competent at showing me office meetings about solar panels, how to drive a car to a place, and the merits of hanging out with my family while having ourselves a party.

James Franco has made Wiseau almost look attractive. What is wrong with this guy?? That’s just WRONG. Get some prosthetics on, man! Fill out those cheeks and get a Frankenstein’s monster forehead going!

Once you actually watch it you won’t be asking those questions. Honestly it’s one of the best King adaptations ever made. All I could think about was “Stranger Things” (best Stephen King story not written by Stephen King), “Stand By Me”, and reading the “It” novel over and over again as a kid. It was Nostalgia City.

...whaaaaaat?

But only Tim Curry could pose in devil-red, fake abs and make himself look like such a hot bitch.

I kinda really fucking loved watching him cook that ham and eat it every single episode. Also juicing the blood oranges and making the coffee. Best breakfast ever. THEN YANKING THE BOOTLACES YASSSS.