Probably different for everybody but distracting myself works best for me.

Guess I should trash my PC that I’ve been using to play all these online games because apparently nobody plays anymore.

Robert Kraft *offers contract*

Probably. I was playing on a pretty heavily populated Rust server and once school hit the population died tanked. At least now I know I was playing in a server full of children and can move on to greener pastures.

I’M READY.

Hookers.

Man, I started using Tinder (and OKC) because “going out to actually meet someone” is a fucking pain in the ass experience. I’m sure as hell not going to just try to strike up a conversation with a woman in random places like out shopping or in a cafe or anything, especially nowadays you don’t know if just saying “hi”…

You Boston sports fan honks are fucking insufferable, and I know because I’m from Boston.