Facebook’s transition into MySpace is underway !

I actually just preordered the 5x and I was staring at the 500 something dollar price tag for the 32gb phone and the Nexus care plan I decided to cancel it, realizing I could pick up a new Nexus 5 and have essentially the same phone without the goofy fucking fingerprint scanner and bump on the back and WITH wireless…

I’m laughing so goddamn hard right now.

My nexus 5 shit out a week ago so I was SUPER stoked or this announcement and I’m so goddamn underwhelmed.

I feel you man. My Nexus 5 just shit out at the beginning of the week and I’m rocking a cheap Moto as replacement.

If you fall for it, totally. But thinking Facebook doesn’t have it’s place it’s pretty goofy.

I’M READY.

Like this one?

Hookers.

And I ate about 4% of all the eggs at McDonalds last year so I’m glad to be doing my pat to help US farmers.

Real question: Is commercial space flight even possible for the ol’ average Joe?

Man, I started using Tinder (and OKC) because “going out to actually meet someone” is a fucking pain in the ass experience. I’m sure as hell not going to just try to strike up a conversation with a woman in random places like out shopping or in a cafe or anything, especially nowadays you don’t know if just saying “hi”…

You Boston sports fan honks are fucking insufferable, and I know because I’m from Boston.

It’s almost as if being an automaton and poorly replicating/ stealing the work of other students/ engineers is something that is part of the culture.