Dude went and played polo last year.. on his son’s birthday.. So I don’t think watching his kid blow spit on a cake was his main priority. He, maybe it will be so for this year. So he can write about how they were snubbed and chose that date for his coronation, for his second book.

Of course, these procedures aren’t happening in an ass-fat vacuum. As part of a recent spiritual cleansing, Blac Chyna has documented the process of having most of her injectables removed, including her butt lift that her surgeon said could’ve killed her. The Kardashians are also rumored to have removed whatever was…

Isn’t it just missing an additional “his” before brother?

Fuck it. I’m rooting for Charles now.

So you don’t think that the family welcomed her in because of the color of her skin? She was welcomed in, given a $32 million wedding. $32 million! That is nearly the same price as William and Kate’s. She was loaned a Royal tiara for her big day. Given a prominent page on the Royal website. The future king of England…

Obviously this was a negotiated thing between the Sussexes and the Windsors to avoid the tabloids having a shit fit over Meghan doing something that they could take out of context.

It’s a mental health issue/addiction. Denialism comes with the territory. Plus much like substance abuse, eating disorders are treated like a moral failing. 

My mother, a devout Catholic, and I, a lapsed Catholic/atheist, have gone a few rounds about Mother Teresa. My mom will hear none of it. To her, Mother Teresa is a saint who helped people—that’s how fully mythologized Mother Teresa has been by the Church and Catholic media (and even mainstream media). You can talk to…

Yeah that's definitely an outfit I'd throw on for a "casual" walk on the beach in Hawaii where I act like there are no cameras anywhere. 

So who’s taking bets she writes another breakup song

I don’t know if you were asking in sincerity, but her fans are called ‘Little Monsters.’ She absolutely still has a strong fanbase, but I think they tend to be a different demographic than, say, Taylor Swift fans (my guess is a little bit older and definitely gayer).

yes we’re excited for the camp that gaga will bring. as for the oscars the girls and gays will be pushing hard for everything barbie.

Pete isn’t chasing clout, he’s buried under an avalanche of it emanating from the women he’s dated.

Oh man - as the kids say “I feel seen.” My now ex-husband did this exact same thing. He was not nearly as successful as this dude, but he never adjusted the to fact that he was in fact, a not particularly remarkable dude, with a very comfortable, but not particularly exciting life. In addition constantly buying cars…

I wonder if the source for that Sun piece was Witherspoon’s publicist.  Lots of backhanded compliments and remarks about him in that one - “Jim’s a nice guy who will co-parent, but he had a mid-life crisis and wants to go off and be a weird tech guy with tattoos while Reese is all Warrior Mom and serious business”. 

Also, if she wasn’t rich and famous, this dude wouldn’t even be bothering

Nah f that... for as much of a smug asshole as she can be, you don’t sue somebody for colliding with them on the slopes unless they were doing something really f*ed up. Next thing ya know, people will be suing other people in a mosh pit cuz they got an ouchie at a concert.

“If you use the name of your pet or child as part of your password, please change your pet or child’s name at least once a year.”

I only think of people as nepo babies when they don’t have enough talent that they might have made it on their own in an alternate universe. Out of your list, I would say John David Washington, Maya Hawke and RDJ definitely had the stuff to at least have a fighting chance even without famous parents...also Jamie Lee…

Is this man not responsible for multiple deaths due to a riot he instigated?