Name checks out.

You can believe Amber is an imperfect human and still acknowledge that the power dynamic in their relationship still skewed toward Johnny. 

thus proving he couldn’t have hurt Heard, because everyone knows domestic abusers have also abused every woman they’ve ever encountered.

Depp/Heard stories will never end. It’s not right. Can’t you see what you’re doing to Mortal Dictata? At least make a slideshow so nobody will be forced to comment on it. Please.

I mean, teens of all genders with their raging hormones fantasize about attractive older people, especially teachers, all the fucking time. That’s normal. What’s not normal is for the teachers to take advantage of that.

It’s amazing to watch Jezebel adopt a very NYT style journalism-ey tone when talking about this in the context of Beyonce (or her production team) being the villain when in almost any other context those paragraphs would be an invective laden rant at the person Kelis was talking about and would likely follow up with…

Somebody who really wants to use big words needs to consult a dictionary before trying for things like “penchant.”  I won’t back down on the difference between flaunt and flout.  I’m certainly not going to agree with penchant and pension being the same word.

Can we just retire the use of “mama bear” I mean seriously blergh.

I think some of this is due to his grandparent’s influence on his life. They had a very abusive marriage - grandpa was a drunk, grandma tried to light him on fire, and JD Vance’s mom had to witness all of that (which probably contributed to his mom having all sorts of issues). Grandma probably couldn’t leave her drunk…

So how long until we find out this fucker abuses his wife......

So who are these people with kids that get divorced capriciously? All the people I know who had kids and went through a divorce (including myself) tried everything we could to avoid it. Divorce is shitty and can cost tons of money. Who are these people that just get divorced without giving it any thought? By the way,…

Sample size of me, but I would have been better off if my parents divorced. I was on the same ride they were on in their turbulent marriage and it was miserable being a kid stuck between two miserable people.

As someone whose parents stayed together for her sake, I say, “Fuck you, JD Vance.” They both would have been happier if they had divorced when I was 8. I would not have gone to women’s shelter with my mom for multiple weekends, then gone back home. I would not have had to sit in the back seat of a police car while…

What a pathetic douchebag. It’s kind of amazing how far into the past Republicans want to drag us. My parents got divorced (technically separated, but functionally a divorce) when my father came out. It wasn’t fun, and it was briefly really upsetting, but it was a lot better than the pretend marriage they had before,…

Shut..the entire..fuck up.

This guy has to pay for sex, his opinion on who is fuckable is moot. 

As a pretty normal kid whose over-the-top father married several over-the-top women and then had to spend time with them, I really feel for these three girls. Here’s hoping they share a room where they’ll smoke a cigarette, drink a baby bottle of rum from the minibar and totally trash their egotistical parents.

As much sheisse as MY father put me through, I wisely chose NOT to give a eulogy at his funeral. I mean, his former comrades on the force present would have had to handcuff his corpse if they knew half of what he did.

Nah. We’ll just have a Bitcoin conference in Texas and get them there.

Truth! One of my closest friends hasn’t been single at all in the twenty years I’ve known them.  It literally boggles my mind if only because how do you even stumble across that many people you want to spend so much time with?!