This is not the humor I'm looking for.

Oh I know the law, but he's 100% going to sue and I don't think you appreciate just how liberal Gawker Media is. They're going to send Hamilton Nolan to represent them and he's going to cite the Jungle Book as legal precedent and the company is going to end up belonging to Snyder.

Deadspin is about to get sued into non-existence. It's been fun.

I have no problem with it if even one of the starters was a legit college athlete. Even one. That's the leeway I'm giving. And I'm even willing to say if even one of them intends to send TWO years at college. That's how much I'm willing to dilute the system. To take a complete and utter piss on it. Hell I'll…

The wording of my original comment was very specific. Please review.

Wichita State doesn't have a football team

Kentucky should get a technical foul every single time one of their players touches the ball for violating the number one rule of college basketball: someone on the court for your team must have the vaguest intention to actually attend college.

I don't know what the worst part of this story is. I think it's that someone would marry you.

Same thing happened to Kerry Wood last night at a Denny's waiter station

Yes. The pleasure of the team coming home after a round of 32 win and knowing they get to play on the 2nd weekend is HUGE. HUGE. Just enormous. Being greeted like conquering heroes at the airport by fans when they come back from that game. It may not mean something to everyone but to a place like Wichita, it's…

The reason it was a fuck-up has NOTHING to do with stats. Regressing (as awesome as a job as you guys do) is the EXACT wrong way to look at the Midwest bracket. It's all about feel. Regardless of their number of losses everyone knew that Kentucky was capable of being the best team in the country and so to make WSU…

The Jews.

Asian companies are also more creative with ways to sexualize little girls so, you win some you lose some

Just say pornography so you can get people interested. No one has sensitive non-porn on their phone.

I just came.

How many anti-vaccination nuts are there really? I'm worried that one is going to make it all the way through based on media hype. I've never met one and I know a lot of the type of people that if anyone was going to be one it would be them. I think too many people are voting based on "well if there ARE those…

They've dyed some noodles invisible in honor of Ohio State

So does Jacksonville have a disproportionately high number of smokers?

IS there something worse than one of the most popular things out of alllll things you can be into sexually than to be into smoking? I suppose it's possible that means they were looking for some "smoking hot" women but I don't think so I think that definitely means in 2014 people in Jacksonville MOST get off on women…

My opinion depends on if the athlete can also dance for my amusement.