I think the bulk of them have forgotten how to do journalism at this point.

The “free press” in this case has been as shameful since 2002 and their let’s invade Iraq George Bush dick riding. Pathetic and let me suggest, unpatriotic on an epic scale.

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

While I don’t think any class of people should be disenfranchised, I have little hope that voting will make things better.”

They are getting to the bottom of things as we speak.

this is why he’s dead

TOP...MEN, and a few Bottoms.

Who?

Remember when?

They have Top Men working on this.

You know what I used to love? Night Gawker. That little bit of the Kinjaverse that turned a little blue (from decomposition) after dark and kept us insomniacs cozy with fresh horrors. What do we have now? Gizmodo Nights? DUAN? Cat Lady Hour?

MUAHAHAHA

Bring back facial hair and pimp coats!

Fun fact: “YOUUUUUGE penis” is Trump’s nickname for the obstruction in his colon.

Trump has the staying power to muscle through an entire bucket of KFC, with a large side of mashed potatoes and a pint of gravy.

Every chance he gets.

Let’s also remember that Trump has a 10-year-old son who, as far as I can tell, is kept prisoner in the Mar-a-lago, hidden away from all prying eyes (and sunlight).

It barely even matters at this point. I don’t like Hillary, she’s not the candidate I’d have chosen and I think she’ll be a mediocre president but the fact that she isn’t polling at 80-90% has already deeply shaken my faith in this country. Obviously the ramifications of a Trump victory are still so scary that I want…