Yeah, but look at what they produced as parents...

Gotta be honest with ya here, Yokes, I’m not so sure about you.

Argo fuck yourself Ben

My god this is perfect.

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.

“He’s wearing a letterman’s jacket that says “Amanda.”

This changes my mind. I now think she did it.

Hipster glasses
Weird facial hair
Ironic Ballcap
Letterman Jacket
Gandalf necklace
Zoobaz pants

My douche meter goes up to 11 and this dude is still well off the scale.

dammit, now i have to think favorably about humans again

That bear is trying to figure out why this poor human is shooting a video in portrait instead of landscape.

This is Winnie the Pooh after inadvertently taking Eeyore’s meds.

Bear cubs in unfamiliar territory. Humans to the rescue!

Describing Gohmert as an “Average Joe” is very charitable of you. He makes Rick Perry look like Albert Einstein.

Hell, I may not always agree with Hillary, but she’s got the best damn resume of any profoundly mentally impaired woman I’ve ever seen.

Hee. Best. Climate. Change. Special. Ever. ;)

“what decision can I make that will ensure my perpetual involvement in this cycle?”

He’s building a wall to protect himself from knowledge.

Steve Howe?