I come here for the sparkling commentary. I stay for the never-ending Kinja burns. Kinja is terrible. The new AV Club layout is an absolute disaster.

Well maybe if the theaters hadn’t switched to Kinja then people would still show up.

You called out Breitbart in the title. This article’s going to have double the comments it has now in about four hours (bringing it to 16).

According to Wikipedia, three Popes died on November 10. Does this mean Taylor Swift is part of an Illuminati conspiracy?!?

It would be awesome (or at least interesting) if she was owning being evil with her snake emoji persona and her revenge lists, but she’s at the same time saying she’s the victim? Taylor got caught lying about giving Kanye consent to mention her in his song, which reinforces all sorts of terrible race and gender…

What is it with Nazis & failing at art?

A priest, a rabbi and a libertarian walk into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve the libertarian but serves the priest and the rabbi. When the libertarian complains, the bartender says, “Free enterprise, asshole!”

Patton Oswalt’s longstanding theory is that a lot of these assholes are failed hacky comedians, so it’s great to see him a little justified.

I listen to this while taking a shit

Has Kinja ushered in horrible articles with its clunky design? And I don’t just mean this Buzzfeed level trash. It feels like the writing quality in general has dipped just in anticipation of the switch over.

Set your hair on fire with this Drogon inspired flame job!

Wtf happened to this site?

i have red blue white pink purple hair with black streaks

Is it going to have a normal headphone input? If not, no thank you still.

Please read my new YA novel Anxie Makes Love To Various Attractive Ladies Who Have Been Placed into Distinct Groups in a Post-Apocalyptic Future Because Why the Fuck Not.

this sucks a dead bears cock.

THIS WEBSITE IS UGLY AND YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL BAD