I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

GTFO! Baked Beans are #1. Cornbread can range from #1 to #2048 depending on who brought it. Hush Puppies are always #2, they ain’t at every barbecue.

Can’t red about Red Alert without listening to the Hell March.

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.

Releasing on 4/20?

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

Dag, noodle-armed it.

My wife’s: That one buff guy from the movie who did the thing.

At least now Johnny Football can put this mess with the Browns behind him and focus on what’s most important: St. Patrick’s Day.

Good idea! I’m always skeptical about games that get endless preview hype and would strongly recommend not buying into it until we actually get our hands on the finished product.

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

“Dark and stormy, please.”

“It’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited”

BRB texting my wife.

That GIF will never stop being funny...

I love this trick. I have a dedicated cutting board for hot peppers and one for garlic, too, in addition to, like, 5 others. I’m a big fan of cutting board arsenals. No sense having your mangoes taste like garlic.

Mangos and habaneros work fantastically in hot sauce. Mangos have a lot of sugar/sweetness so if you want some real heat bump up the pepper dosage.

It’s a painting shirt.... fuck off

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.