“Dark and stormy, please.”

“It’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited”

BRB texting my wife.

That GIF will never stop being funny...

I love this trick. I have a dedicated cutting board for hot peppers and one for garlic, too, in addition to, like, 5 others. I’m a big fan of cutting board arsenals. No sense having your mangoes taste like garlic.

Mangos and habaneros work fantastically in hot sauce. Mangos have a lot of sugar/sweetness so if you want some real heat bump up the pepper dosage.

It’s a painting shirt.... fuck off

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

Mutant League Football anyone?

The last time someone in Ohio ran onto a field of play: