Wow I hope that guy is burning in hell in the hottest atmosphere possible.

-Finally got around to watching "The Witch", and I was a bit disappointed. I probably shouldn't have watched it with a friend when it was still sunny out, I think the right atmosphere would have made a difference. I still recommend it though, it does have great cinematography and I like that by really sticking to be…

That's worse than the kid who has a "Jesus: King of Kings" shirt styled like the Reese's logo in the doc "Jesus Camp".

I mean, I definitely felt the "I'll never love again!" pain when we first broke up. But that was me being a total drama queen, and you're so right, how arrogant can he be? Does he think I've locked myself away in a tower like Rapunzel, and I'm just pining for him? What a dork!

It's more amateur level, but I made Snowman treats once for work. You stack two mini powdered doughnuts, top with with an upside down two bit brownie for the hat and use pretzel sticks for arms. I also tried to add some orange jujube noses with some results. Now, these could have turned out really cool if I didn't…

I mean, it's almost like the start of a rom-com since he broke up with me not even a week after my family/I paid for our trip to Florida together. Like, a week after we went to Universal. I'm still a bit bitter about the timing and the fact that I split quite a good chunk of spending money with him. Which, he looks…

Thanks, that means a lot!

I'm going to use this opportunity to say today I was thinking about how much I missed "The Soup". We don't need another comedian slams Trump show, we need a comedic actor makes fun of tv clips show!

And it's not like we were friends before we dated, why would I want to be friends after your broke me heart and ruined my trust in you? Ugh it's mind boggling.

Want a story that will make you feel better? A friend went to a guy's condo on her lunch break for a hook-up and he stood her up. After them setting it up the day before, and she's pretty sure he was just pretending to not be home.

You need to re-write some sex ed curriculums to include all of the above!

That's ok! Great show of support for SheepLauncher though!

I'm not going to lie, it's really hard but I don't want to give him any satisfaction whatsoever. And yeah, the line I work with is pretty stacked with amazing ladies, nursing wise and good people in general.

They are the best, and these past few months they've been so supportive, really like my second family.

Remember last week when I said I was feeling so good about being single for the first time since my breakup? Well guess who's ex sent them a letter! Like, for fuck's sake how is that always the way it goes! So, this letter contained about ten "I'm sorry fors" and saying he hope he hasn't ruined my trust in love. And…

I never got the love for Uber, I've had maybe two good experience in the times I've taken it with friends. Otherwise it's been drivers who can't follow directions or are very unsafe drivers. It's like that meme going around, when we were told to not meet strangers from the internet or get in a stranger's car and…

Every cab I've taken in the last several years has the taxi registration number displayed in big font in the back seat, I think they're legally obligated to. At least in my city, your mention of yellow cabs obviously makes NYC spring to mind and I'm not sure of their laws.

Make sure you have your glasses!

I was thinking Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons.

I need to the "D" so badly, it's not even funny. But I'm not really into one night stands anymore, so I'm just trying to wait patiently and tell myself when it happens next it will be worth the wait.