I just made one of her recipes for a party. I made a dish that served 10 people, cost me $20 and took about 25 minutes to prepare. And it tasted amazing!

Answer: you cannot. Your life is a meaningless void without them. Just get them or give up on life now.

Thank you for being one of the lone voices of reason in this whole comment section.

Those chicken burgers are really good. I do think gwyneth is a little heavy handed with the salt, though. I also love her Mediterranean yogurt dressing.

Totally agree and would lap up the parsley dressing without salad

I may or may not slap on some light make up as soon as I realize I’m in labor just so I feel a little bit ok about having my picture taken right after birth. Assuming my mascara hasn’t completely melted off my face, which will no doubt become a sweaty mess. I’ll also admit to just being super vain and while I know…

Your response to SailorNeptune is so earnest and commonsensical, it’s almost poignant.

okay, you have described my ideal birth. is that bad? i know i shouldn’t hope that my future hypothetical baby is in danger, but like.... yeah. vacuum out my child. let me lay here and play tetris on my phone until it’s over.

Yeah, but she has the gall to make a cookbook, with recipes that are “healthy” and “easy.” So fuck her, because....well, because we are on the Internet and we hate everything.

Well, I put on blush and lip gloss for a photo to send to friends who wondered how I was after my knee replacement, so I kind of get this. People who’ve had their knees replaced all look like grey corpses for about six weeks. But the whole “glam squad” thing is a wee bit over the top.

Theres a photo of me about..3 hours or so after giving birth: My husband is lovingly holding our son. I’m in the background, looking on from the hospital bed with a box of Cheez-Its in my hand and a mouth full of Oreos.

True story: there is baby poop all over my chest at this point. They had to get me a new gown.

I like how I look in my first post-childbirth photo because I look like myself and my baby’s in it.

I read an interview with her once where she struck me as a huge asshole. Then I read the recipes printed with the interview, thought they sounded good, and now one of them is regular dessert at the Glasses home. I still think she’s an asshole, though.

and preheating, and that it won’t take you 15 minutes to find the DAMNED TOMATO PASTE THAT I KNOW IS IN HERE SOMEWHERE!!!! Who can whip through their kitchen and grab everything they need in one swoop? You’re not fooling anyone Rachel Ray!

Word. One of the best things I’ve ever made was based on her braised cinnamon chicken recipe. Google that shit. IT’S HEAVEN.

THIS!

I got an engagement stove. My fiance and I love to cook together and instead of a stupid ring that I might enjoy and he’d end up paying off sometime in the distant future, we invested in an incredible stove that we would both enjoy and use every single day. It’s got two convection ovens and ten burners, two of which…

I’m past the half century mark, and I started taking care of my skin in my late teens. This means that, even at my advanced age, I need minimal makeup.

What’s really sad is someone that’s almost 50 still being judgmental as fuck.