@maggieboo: I think the issue is that he's just not singing INTO it.

Was he just playing air guitar?

This sketch never ceases to amuse me.

I think I want a bedazzled Solo cup for parties.

@sabor de soledad: LOL, word.

Did Snookie get orangier since last time? She looks like a Cheeto.

@Faster Pussycat: Generally I find that lace bras are cursed. Bras that are dingy, stretched out, or generally granny-esque and boring, on the other hand are like lucky sex charms. Go figure.

He isn't that concerned with actually singing into the microphone, is he?

@eveywiechert: He has ever so slightly more rhythm than James Franco did...which is a dubious compliment I would say.

I think this may be shedding some light on how exactly Scott Brown got elected...

@fibbery: I've been known to do a low side pony to go out. As long as it's not at a right angle to your head, I think it's cute.

I thought that was going to be the Kool-Aid man that burst through the wall...

@penguins268: "The years will bring a bigger scheme of things/And make a pretty memory out of my disgrace/I don't believe there is such a thing as saying too much/There are those who like to look and those who ain't afraid to touch" - Patty Griffin

@madeofawesome: My friends and I have referred to ourselves as Slytherins for years due to our conniving natures...

@filet-of-swedishfish: I feel you...I'm stuck at my parents' house for the weekend and spent about three hours whipping up a magnificent feast from this Mario Batali cookbook I just got. The minute we sat down to eat, my brother's fiance took offense at some stupid joke I made and stormed upstairs, then my brother…

@attackflamingo: For real. You get between me and a platter of fried goodness and it is over - I don't mess around where food is concerned.

@indeedso: I was just thinking that I don't understand how it's possible to dance with both feet on the floor. What do you do, wiggle?

@sweetinabug: But unless you lose the baby weight within three weeks post-birth, back to 20% for you!!

If that's supposed to be Lady Gaga they probably should have given her better shoes.

@Vulcan Has No Moon: Exactly, or something to that effect.