@badmutha: Got it. :-)

@badmutha: I believe they are the cast of Cats. Which is amazing not only in that it's hilarious, but also in that it just reminded me of that SNL episode where James van der Beek played the Rum Tum Tugger on Buh-road-waaaaaaaay!

@Grrrlfriend: The crying was so completely absurd that I was somewhat ashamed at how hard it made me laugh.

@bluetrain84: Hmm, I hadn't heard that. But, in the Inside Track the other day (I swear to you I don't read the Herald but I was looking for the concert review!) they taked about how on the first night, she disappeared into her dressing room for 3 hours after the show when she had a meet and greet crowd waiting for…

@bluetrain84: Well, a friend of a friend was at the show the night before and told us she didn't go on until 9:15, so we were drinking at Rock Bottom until about 9...but even the 45 minutes was pretty harsh.

Gaga got 5 nominations! She was about 45 minutes late going onstage because they were announcing them, but we forgave her...

@bluetrain84: Ooh, the sunglasses are a good call! I did bring a very short, very tight, very low cut black dress to change into - as long as my butt is covered, I think I can sneak out with a minimum of scandal - and I'm wearing black lace tights over purple tights and these sort of bondage-y shoes. I'm confident…

@JessaFields: Ah...so Britney as we've never seen her before, assuming we don't read Us, InTouch, People etc., and indeed have avoided supermarket checkout lines altogether for the last three years or so?

@netfe: Reading, period? Dressed, period? Eating something other than Chee-tos, maybe? The possibilities, they're endless.

@bluetrain84: I'm so jealous of your ability to wear ridiculous outfits! I'll be going straight from work and I didn't really see any circumstances under which it would be appropriate to leave my corporate office sans pants. If only I had a long coat...

I couldn't help but notice the headline "Britney: Like you've never seen her before." Also not writhing in sand, covered in grease, or touching herself, perchance?

@Penny: Me too, as well as grammar and punctuation. An ex-boyfriend told me I was the only person he had ever met who regularly used semicolons in text messages.

For some reason I become incredibly annoyed anytime I'm reading a sex scene and the author uses the word "sex" as an adjective to interchangeably describe genitalia. Like, irrationally so. You're a writer - use your WORDS!

@likepenguins: I always go back to an Isabel Allende book, I think it was Daughter of Fortune, in which she refers to a penis as a "chubby gherkin." (At least I think chubby was the adjective - gherkin, definitely).

Why do I feel like describing someone as being "40% reality" really doesn't do a lot to illustrate their good character?

I'm so mad I forgot to DVR this - thank God for the Fine Living Networks weekend marathon reruns.

@lynn.maxon: I read that as "macho whisking," which, yes, I would like to see that.

@karenology: Thanks a lot, I will definitely check that out.

@Elaken: I feel for you - my mom is the same way. When I went home for Thanksgiving, every inch of my bedroom floor except for a two-foot wide path from the door to the bed was piled halfway to the ceiling with random crap. There are four(!) refrigerators throughout the house, full to bursting with random food, much…

When I was a college athlete, they sent the photographer to one of our PRACTICES to take our profile pics, so not only was I sweaty, shiny, etc., but it was a crack-of-dawn session so I don't even think I'd brushed my hair. Hence, regardless of the implications of this, I'm totally belatedly jealous.