BREAKING: KNICKS TRADE SHUMP, J.R. FOR NINTH GRADER, CAP RELIEF.

I'm not saying concentrated kitty mojo played a role but...

Wow... suspending a star player for a playoff game? Merton Hanks is really sticking his neck out on this one.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

I was actually pissed how boring Monuments Men was. Great story and terrific actors and this is the result? I love Clooney but how bad do you have to be to make Blanchett and Damon boring?

Seriously, I can't breathe. +1

Upton: The news caught me totally off guard and I can't say that I'm particularly happy about it. And I don't agree that it will be "good for my career."

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

Report: Chris Conte "confused and uncomfortable" over Cutler benching, where he is, what day it is, bright light

You said what I wanted to say, but I'll note with emphasis that "keeps you in the game" is a meaningless phrase that is used to justify dumb decisions.

"... paints the Old Testament God as an angry, petulant child willing to murder hundreds of thousands of people because he's impatient and bored."

This is such a stupid fucking organization. It's not about Griffin vs. Gruden. It's about making good decisions and seeing them through. When Griffin got hurt (something anyone could have seen might impair his value as a quarterback since, you know, so much of his value was directly or indirectly tied to his unique…

Nice to see Oregon's Marcus Mariota instead of damned Alabama for a change heading up an article. Signed, UO 's most ardent alum (94 and 96!)

It's been done:

The Peyton Manning/Ryan Leaf 30 For 30 that inevitably gets made is going to be absolutely fascinating

The "Make-a-Wish Bowl". Granting the final wishes of dying football programs.

Maybe someone closer to Euro soccer than I, can explain what the fuck Ultras are good for? Why do teams not take a stronger stance against these people?

Yup.

THIS KID IS AWESOME. FUCK ALL Y'ALL.

College catch, but still as good (I think):