Humanity...it's not hopeless yet.

That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.

Wait, what about Geno Sm...

yes and it's only 17-0 in the first quarter! Making this one of the more competitive Thursday night games we've been treated to.

Nice job by McAfee to create a Security Shield between the ball and the Texans.

And with the way Oregon's defense played for most of that game, I was pretty sure not only would you have scored and gone for two, you would have scored and gotten the two point conversion.

WSU fan here, I honestly believe we would have scored the TD and attempted a 2point conversion for the win.

Amen man, amen.

As a USC fan, I think even more than Notre Dame and the SEC, Pac officiating unites us all like none other.

I know where he can go, Greg.

Yes. And as an Oregon fan, they did save us against WSU. But holy christ they are awful.

Seriously. We've failed as a species. Lets just hold hands into the cold dark abyss. It's what we deserve.

Before we get started here, this is not bullying.

It's stories like this that make me hope Ebola wins.

You know how sometimes a coach will just embody the team he works for? How he'll just seem like the perfect guy for that team? Bum Phillips was the Houston Oilers. Chuck Noll was the Pittsburgh Steelers. Well, James Franklin is Penn State.

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

you set a pretty low bar for love

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

This sentence. This sentence is actually two sentences.

And here we are complaining about the NFL's system of punishing its athletes. This idiot would have been suspended for eighteen games for doing something this heinous.