The only less relevant thing Peter King could have offered would be "Joan Rivers not a ceiling fan."

The enduring popularity of Duck Dynasty is really disturbing.

I'm not sure why Phil is hating on ISIS so much. They really seem like his kind of people.

Totally. In the email to Deadspin the dude was like "As any guy would, I told the guy to fuck off"....he left out the part where he then bro'd it out with him about how DOPE naked chicks are.

Liking that group myself as well.

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Personally, I wouldn't want to be warned that I was about to become paralyzed.

Etra declined to explain how Shaw fell.

I would pay to watch golf with a clock and defenders.

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

Oxycontin

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

As the university has demonstrated in the past, we are committed to winning the right way. As an examples to other, OU sets the highest possible standards for its student athletes, coaches and staff.

One school did it right today. Michigan dismissed the kid who sucker punched that guy.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

No worries :) I just want his douchiness completely chronicled

Hulk is not playing for Dortmund and therefore not of any interest for Bayern