Holy fuck, that isn’t rape either. That’s being an idiot. If you’re worried about getting HIV, don’t have sex with randos, make your partners get tested, use condoms, practice abstinence, whatever else. Getting an STD from someone doesn’t make consensual sex rape. Holy hell you Jezbats are loonies.

Of course they can. But they’re not being raped when they’re having sex willfully.

That is neat that you are pretty sure about it. Now go get yourself some Pantene so your hair will look like Selena Gomez. I also have some It Works! body wraps to sell you. Later, you can call my psychic.

Of course it’s not about me. How is saying bullying isn’t rape about me?

The story is terrible. But if a kid tried to kill themselves after being bullied, I wouldn’t call that rape either.

Well that’s a stretch.

Oh, this is Jezebel. You’re only allowed to think exactly like us here! No. I’ll say it again, not rape. Shitty, shady, and stupid doesn’t mean rape.

I think the classification of deception - as with the rest of it - is open to interpretation. Obviously, if the police aren’t pursuing it. Mental illness makes it rape? So whenever I had sex and was suffering with depression or anxiety I was being raped? No. You go meet up with someone, you willingly have sex with…

I think it was 4; definitely not a million. What the guy did was disgusting and shitty. I hope it could be classified as some sort of crime so he has to pay. But calling it rape is gross. Dude.

It also wasn’t robbery when I paid a bunch of money for laser hair treatments that didn’t work. That was just me being a fucking idiot. Better go arrest all those dipshits who sell fat wraps, self-help seminars, and psychic readings while we’re at it, too.

And yet, the police don’t seem to think so.

Nah, don’t think I will. Carry on.

That’s an outrageous concept.

I’m speaking for myself. It’s disgusting.

“I’m going to make you a porn star if you bang me.” Not rape.

“I know I said I loved you when we were having sex but I’ve changed my mind.” Not rape.

“If you have sex with me you’ll be the coolest girl in school.” Also not rape.

Fuck you for redefining what rape is. Disgusting to victims everywhere.

AMEN

...maybe being a porn actress isn’t that legit of a job after all?