Okay, so. It was an OKC date but still.

Hi,

fuck people and their bs with heels. i started ballet age 2.5 and i have high arches. i can run five miles in heels, guarantee. my ex’s mother was such a condescending bitch to me about my heels and did i loathe her for it. mind your own business, bitch. i’ll worry about my own feet thanks! i hope you fucked him…

Not technically the worst date I’ve been on (The date was actually nice enough, we had a god conversation, drinks were good etc) but the probably the worst guy I ever met off tinder. So I went out for drinks with him, it went well, wasn’t that into him but I’d just been dumped and he was fun to hang out with. Then 2…

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My worst tinder date brought up anal sex three times in20 minutes and tried to kiss me every time he felt I talked to much too much and intimidated him. He felt creepy and when I texted him to tell him I wasn’t interested in meeting again, warned me he had mono

PISSING CONTEST THREAD!

I have shingles. What’s kind of bullshit is that? I’m 30. It’s not been horrible. I thought it was poison ivy for almost 2 weeks, but I’ve been sluggish. And then this week bam. Got the worst migraine ever, my whole body hurts, and a cold sore. Started on my stock of Valacyclovir and then it all clicked. Doctor…

Making new friends as an adult: how do you do it? Mine are either all A) scattered across the country or B) dudes.

Just STFU.

FREE WILL IS NOT HYPHENATED YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

Read Hunger by Roxane Gay, asshole.

This garbage human couldn’t understand this shit if we shoved it down his throat.

I know you’re a troll, but the causality goes the other way in the US. Poverty —> weight gain. There are myriad economic and psychological and metabolic reasons for it, which - since you are so penetrated by the research spirit - are available for you to discover online.

A lot of poor people (who are usually black or brown) live in areas called food deserts, where most stores are convenience stores or little markets with few healthy options. When you can get a burger and fries for $3 but a salad is $7, it’s obvious they’ll go for the burger meal. Crap is cheap and healthy food not so…

Calling someone a ho is what makes Osbourne a bad feminist, actually.

Nuance is forbidden in most conversations nowadays.

I don’t understand why the sex/body positive discussion is so polarizing. Most of the discussion is either “stop being a naked whore, you naked whore” or “how dare you criticize the sex industry because all the women want to be there.” I just find it baffling that there is no nuance in this discussions.

I’m also an old white guy reading Jezebel for the same reason. And yet I can imagine Baldwin (and others) pursuing that line of questioning with a male documentarian. Not sure what that says about either of us.

“Is what you really want this other thing?”