Country music stars are either loud mouthed bigots or they stay very quiet when politics are discussed. I do wonder about their PR teams - there’s a time to stay quiet and there’s a time to say what you believe, IMO.

Getting around is one thing, but unless that’s thing has an ass-flap, the logistics of pissing are what’s giving me chest paint.

She gets more gorgeous the older she gets. When X files came out, i didn’t get the love for her, but now I think she’s radiant. Ageing is the shit!!!

Correct

Maybe I can stand behind you so the bullet will finish me off too.

This has made my day! I love you and the anonymous responder!

I think the events of this past week have shown us EXACTLY what people in the music industry and many of the fans actually think about women backstage.

It’s horrifying. I go to loads of metal gigs and have always felt safe. This has rocked my world. I just keep thinking, is that how they see us? Like we’re just here to get fucked whether we want it or not? I can’t stop crying and I feel,like I don’t want to go to any metal gigs at the moment.

Speaking of scumbag rapists, Is Jezebel going to cover the Decapitated gang rape of a fan? And the subsequent shitstorm on social media?

Have we forgotten the phone hacking done by the Sun and NOTW?! Not just celebrities but murder victims (Millie Dowler)?

Of course!

Also, feel free to play my home made Escape to the Country Bingo (one point unless stated otherwise):

ETC is officially the best telly ever! the people on there are so awful about 90% of the time. I also love seeing the properties with Right Move open next to me for added property porn. SO GOOD!!!

If you’re in the UK I get my bellbottoms from Atom Retro, but the men’s section only. The women’s jeans are at least twice the Price and are horrible.

Skinny jeans can suck my metaphorical dick. Horrible things. It’s got to be a loose fit.

I’m a big woman with small feet. Skinny jeans make me look like a Weeble.

It’s wonderful - they cast kids from the local villages in Lancashire where it was filmed and apparently they didn’t know they were acting. The little wench who plays Mills’ sister is absolutely adorable, as is “our Charles” her little brother. One of my favourite bits:

Have you seen Whistle Down the Wind? Mills is extraordinary in that. She starts the film as a child and by the end is a proto-rebellious teen. One of my all time favourite films.

Jesus I can only imagine. “How are you going to feel when you’re older?” ;)

*Sam Eliot, but I agree.