I can’t stand this melter, but I genuinely hope he’s okay, particularly in light of Cornell, Bennington...

OH man, Deenie confused the the hell out of me. Rubbing “yourself” with a flannel until you get “that good feeling”? I only used my flannel on my face, I can’t tell you how bizarre it all seemed to me!

I felt the judgement here too. I was 17 and it was literally watching Madonna doing Like A Virgin on the blonde ambition tour that’s taught me what to do. Talk about a lightbulb moment! I went to bed that very night and cracked one off!

Withdrawal of life sustaining treatment is a clinical decision, not a financial one. You are absolutely right that many clinical policies include cost/benefit analyses, but end of life care should always be about upholding the individual’s wishes where possible.

These are my rants after pretty much every gig I go to these days. I always ask people politely to put their phones down but I can get some shit, so next time I am taking a water pistol and will instead spray their little devices until the put them down.

Bad phrasing on my part, apologies, I meant “Kardashian”.

I wish my crush on Miranda was wee, or at least manageable. I am obsessed and in love with her.

Allow me! Kris is the mom. Kim is the famous one who is Kim Kardashian. She has a sister who has the same name. And then there are the two Jenners and a boy...

I’m guessing because this happened in the UK which doesn’t have those kind of extreme rules about women should or shouldn’t wear.

He seems cross about something?

I second this! I have lost all patience now and just swat them out of the way. Get a fucking hat.

It me

Occasionally i’ll catch sight of myself unawares and for a second I always think it’s garth. Same style, colouring, spectacles.

I feel this. I keep seeing hype for outdoor screenings of films and I just cannot get excited about it. Don’t get me wrong, being outside is my thing, but I want to watch a film in a darkened room, with the volume up loud and no other sounds or distractions.

Not gonna lie, that sounds ace, and I hate the idea of outdoor movies

Sherry or get the fuck out.

Look here, ottermann, this all seems very reasonable. We’ll have none of that behaviour here. Are you new to the internet?

I hear you.

THis was legit my reaction!!

Congratulations to you both. I read all the snarky comments here and all the hateful comments about Patton Oswald, and I just want to say there is no right way or right time to fall in love. When you fall in love, you’re in love - what are you going to do, turn that person away because it’s not Internet Commenter…