@Phallic_the_Cat: The thing telling you this is probably right. Think it and it has been done. Also, I wish your name was Phallic_the_Cat, instead.

"The spiral from a spiral-bound notebook (male urethra)." — He wanted to make it vertebrate? Once (fkn StumbleUpon), I stumbled upon a website with self-mutilated "privates". The horror. I felt violated. I cried (inside [for help {to rip the image out of my brain}]).

The Internet has enhanced my experience in music and movies, actually. It's helping newer and/or adaptive artists, too. Don't be that old dog who can't learn new tricks...

SNDK: 43.29 -0.28 (-0.64%)

@teh1andonlym0: I hope it's an inverted dongle. Like a vagingle.

I kinda love this tabby :P I am, however, not in the market for one.

@kissarmymax: Sarcasm?

@DJKGinHD: But it's 150p!

@. . . . Xterm11: There's a Catch statement in there somewhere.

"I'll make one more prediction. The media will not end their infatuation with this pseudo-scientific dingbat, Kurzweil, no matter how uninformed and ridiculous his claims get."

@zross312: Before Swype, I believe the record for fastest texting was done on a non-qwerty (standard). Don't quote me on that. For a dumbphone, it's definitely handsome (assuming it wouldn't require a dataplan). Not interested, either way, though.

@boomshakalaka: Nokia does always have that going for them. Quality hardware, in my opinion. UI does blow, though.

@Drummertist v.2: It's you. This doesn't seem like hype. Just admiration.

Man, I want to continue loving Nokia, even while I'd never trade my Android phone for one. I see their direction, though. They don't want to be like every other mobile device manufacturer trying to kill the iPhone or get impregnated by Android. It's a course against the grain that's looking grim for the Finnish. Also,…

@SewerShark: Hahahahaha. Jeez, this made me literally laugh out loud! Not just lol.

Gah! I just bought an Intel 80gb SSD for nearly the same price! I hate that...

Take a photo of his hand in the blender next! LOL! LOL! OO!LO!LOOL!OL!OL!OL!O stupid.

@tankgirlrs: No, if it were booze, the feeling would be the same. Inappropriate.

@magista: Mesmerizing...

What about humans? Are we not the majority species capable of tootin' methane? Start killing your citizens, AUS! Omfg, inveydirz!