@pixelsnader: Budummm tsss! :P

@Rob Bilodeau: Oh, you're cool! I'm sure the article says that it's nothing new... "They were invented in the 90s... " No, but still. You're like... hip & shit.

"LOLs" are extremely annoying. But not as annoying as people saying "LOL!" out loud... IRL...

Sweet! Now I can watch movies!

@sandip408: If you went to Cosmopolitanopoly School, you would know...

@confusedpublic: I'm sure queer is appropriate, even if it sounds otherwise.

@Nick: Hahaha! Good one :P Yea, Geraldo aired dirty laundry, too.

@openfly: There are actually some quite significant "hackers" working for the US government.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Do you suspect ulterior motives?

@The_Vitto: Unfortunate, but true. Where would we be without our secrets?

@norazi: No

Oh, did you know that dry humping can cause pregnancy? This is serious shit!

How unfortunate the world is these days...

@frigg: Ugh

@Idontgivashetaboutanythingbuta...: Yes, really.

Bush's fault.

@abeeee: I don't know. It's a fuckin miracle.

@SkipErnst: Haha, lovely!

Fitted with Cargo Expander II?

@Piledriver: Before you say anything, YES... they can hold it differently or cover the problem spot up, but that's not what they want to do.