I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it,…

What is this winter vacation?

Patch to have Jason finish his Retro Final Fantasy reviews since he stopped after his Sabbatical...

Oh man, I hate MSG, that stuff is bad for you, ya know.

At a certain point in reading this I stopped considering whether I’m putting down money and just got engrossed in a moving and emotionally vivid review. That was great.

Don’t talk about it if you aren’t going to post the pics.

This doesn’t seem simple and clean.

I honestly did not expect Skyrim. Like at all.

The NX could flop and Nintendo would be fine. They have tons of money and they’re gonna be rolling in more when all their mobile games come out. I don’t know whey people always predict their demise...

Why isn’t Komasan bent backwards under the soft serve gorging himself?

Blue Live Disappointment

It really depends on the extension you call.

Hmm.

You (the underwater soccer jock) is in the middle of getting his socc on when Godzilla shows up and attacks spawning little Godzillas. as your getting the fuck outta dodge, your old man’s homie shows up and tosses you a sword and tells you to fight alluding it will lead to your old man. you fight you get swallowed and…

We already have that. It’s called Yakuza.

I try to buy the original games every time, but they’re so damn expensive here in Brazil.
People love to say how much we pirate games of here, but bear with me for a sec: minimum wage here is around 880 reais a month. Most games are costing around 200 reais now. So just one game a month can cost 1/4 of your income. And…

Yes! I’m not going to do it justice with this description, but the short version (ha) is: band manager has to watch a group of idols— as in stone busts, not in the typical way you’d imagine a japanese ‘idol’ (but also in that way)— of historical figures. Each embodies the personalities of their respective figures…

As a non-american I couldn’t believe there was a place were people didn’t use handbrakes when parking. I really thought this was an completely normal thing around the world because it was the first thing I’ve learned in a driving lesson was: Never stop a car without the handbrake on. And it was a really strong thing,…