Phoenix’s child tour guide, Bokuto

Kotaku, a snack website that occasionally covers video games, back in 2013. (Sorry, Fahey.)

Ubiland, which in Malaysian would mean: Sweet potato farm.

#TeamTriss

Having read the novels—and played all of the games to completion—Yennefer’s got a reason for being the way she is, certainly, but that doesn’t absolve her of being a horrible, controlling, childish person.

Triss isn’t much better, given that in the novels, she initially seduced Geralt just to fuck with…

*sigh*

I don’t want Ironman in my Kingdom hearts.

“Free DLC” being stuff that was meant to be in the base game but they wanted to market it as “free DLC” to gain favor of customers. It’s a nice strategy that’s working.

Man I was expecting the tactics and politics of Fire Emblem with the demons and setting of Shin Megami Tensei. Oh well, this looks to be pretty much the flipside of that. Not really feeling it to be honest.

thought it said “cat” murderer.

This just furthers my argument of ignoring everything you see at E3 and treat it as more of an ideas workshop. Never expect a game you see at E3 to be what you get when it’s released. While many games come really close, you also get things like Colonial Marines (or to a lesser extent Watch_Dogs) and sometimes E3 demos…

Dude, that screenshot is from super early Witcher 2 development when he still had the bug eyes and Mick Jagger lips. That pic gives me nightmares.

For some reason I like making Geralt clean shaven and then watch his beard gradually grow.

And are there going to be 108 characters you can get to populate this castle perchance?

Cry more. Meanwhile, everyone else will be enjoying an amazing game.

that’s always a question I had.

They’re fighting a massive uphill battle. I hope they can really give Steam a run for their money, but the task ahead of them is one that would make me quail in fear.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

Relevant.

Agarest’s terrible gameplay should have killed it for you long before the fanservice did.

Taking this way too far Kotaku. Who really cares if splatoon has voice chat or not? I seriously don’t want to hear some 8 year old yell at me, but guess what?
I will have voice chat in splatoon. That’s right. And you can too.
It’s called skype, this gives you all the benefits of cordinating with your buddies like you…