I before E, except after C, or when pulling a feisty heist on your weird beige foreign neighbor.

Nothing they said was really wrong.

That’s pretty unacceptable, dude.

I mean, he has a point. This site is pretty much half promotional ads trying to sell me shit. Trying to paint the AV Club as some bastion of anti commercialism is pretty disingenuous at best.

Alex,

You used words that fit a rhythm of information you learned in college.

You didn’t use them because they made any contextual sense, or represented anything about the reality of this journalistic apparatus.

And you don’t even have the courtesy to feign self-awareness when someone reintroduces journalistic ideals…

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

So annoying. Ivy has my favorite playstyle/moveset, but it’s downright embarrassing to pick her, lol

Kilik is back.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

Here he goes again... Thanks, Jason. You just canceled the next Elder Scrolls.

Good thing he found it

Pink Vader sounds awesome.

Goddamn know-it-all, you act like you kicked a football for a living or something!

Really, you should have just cited https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Kluwe and told him to get back to you after his NFL football-(legal) kicking career

Oh my God - Trapped in a maze, the only goal being to continue to consume, which gives you the ability to defeat your ghosts, which will ultimatley be the end of you....

Is Pac-Man about addiction?

Well, I mean, they had to be analogies of something.

I hate when people feel bad because they have bugs in their home, like they failed or something.

You’ve never lived in the tropics - even clean homes have a roach problem.

Yes, yes, I was trying to make a Michael Cole joke and it was not a very stupid typo at all. That’s exactly what happened.