Come on guys, get off my back. I don’t make up the stats on marriage. It’s significantly less common to get married for the first time at 36 than at 26. So yeah, comparatively it is later that average. I wish that wasn’t the case. I wish I saw women get married in their late 30s and 40s for the first time as often as…

Whatever, I’m always very happy to see women, especially comedians, who find love later in life and get married. Go Amy. Keep advocating for common sense gun control.

I’ve just had a weird, instinctual gut dislike of Hadid since he built that monstrosity of a house in LA illegally that actually put his neighbors in physical danger from destabilizing the land.

I once spent a lovely evening as John Waters’ date for a film festival, and I can assure you that he does not, in fact, have bad breath. :)

I’m not surprised Hadid has been hit with sexual assault accusations. He seems like a sleaze. He is always seen with some woman who is just out of her teens. He had one chick, who I think is now his fiance, calling him “daddy.” I can see him hitting on his daughter’s friends and trolling for girls at their fashion…

Hadid will always be the creepy uncle at the Bravo family reunions to me. He constantly has a pretty teenager on his arm and showing off his ugly ass LA monstrosities.

Joaquin Phoenix.

I think of John Waters as subsisting exclusively on the foods from that Simpsons episode he was in (fluffernutters, etc), and those chewy peppermints you get from Grandma. In other words, no way does he have bad breath

john waters. how dare you.

Judy Blume looks exactly like I imagined she would.

Ugh. This is Jez at its worst, seriously.

I think a lot has changed but it’s hard for parents to talk—especially about masturbation. They just cant get over masturbation or seem to be able to talk to their kids about it.

Oh my god, I know!! I mean, I sleep a lot on my days off an work 9-10 hour shifts otherwise.And even if I am first, I get pushed down the threat cause I’m gray...I wasn’t sad about it till just now.

I don’t care about their feud, but I do appreciate that Kim Cattrall is not here for SJP’s sanctimony. That’s honesty in Hollywood, a rare unicorn.

It’s still a terrible kid name. I knew a couple in the early ‘00s who had a Brooklyn and a Camden already; by now they probably have Tacoma, Fontana, Joliet, Paterson, and Oakland as well. (They were Utah Mormons; the husband was working on an MBA when I was doing undergrad.)

Both notably absent, however, from the SNS thread this weekend that complained about this very predicament. Thanks for calling them out on it. Interesting to see that MD replied to you, seemingly without understanding the subtext of HEY DUDES CHILL.

Thankfully, she was also able to notify the press to broadcast her idiocy.

The article states she is enrolled in a university. One would hope she developed the minimum of critical thinking skills..... or just, you know, regular damn thinking skills.

I think the cruelty of the method really gets me. I think she had options beyond euthanizing it, but let’s say she truly didn’t. At least make sure the animal gets the easiest death possible, you owe it that much. A toilet was not the way to go.

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.