I like you. Tonight, when I get home and pour a glass of $11.99 wine (I splurged - starting my 2-week vacay tonight!) I will toast you because you are smart and know how to get real and take care of yourself.

Damn. I just found this great avocado thingy called Wholly Avocado (they make Wholly Guacamole too) and it’s just super ripe delicious avocado in these small plastic containers and it’s great because they last for a couple of weeks (maybe more) in the fridge and they are portioned for one.

Then what’s regular butter?

It’s my allergies!

I’m with Adele - that is friggin hilarious!

Most bald heads look like that to me.

Well, lots of comments on two very boring children I have only vaguely heard of and not a word on the way more interesting (to me) Jack Nicholson and Loretta Lynn stories.

Well at least I know what spaghetti carbonara is...

Oh no. Is Bowie’s daughter a model now?

Completely agree

Excuse me? Who put her on the cover of a magazine?

Not, I repeat, NOT a necessity. Just wash your damn hair already.

Not, I repeat, NOT a necessity. Just wash your damn hair already.

That’s why it’s on sale

That’s why it’s on sale

Are you talking about the Shane Bauer piece from Mother Jones? Just read it and it is terrifying. Beyond beyond.

Thank you jesus

Saying straight up: never watched the show but always found him hot. I’d do him in a heartbeat.

Isn’t she famous for fucking him?

So sad/pathetic. Worst part: I’m going to guess they are shitty friends too.

They’re all just spokesmodelperson types. They just front for the jerks who actually do run (badly) their businesses.

I will never accept another Lizzie. Never!