I’ve never seen her in anything I really like.

Jez doesn’t like Amy. But they lovelovelove Chrissy Teigen. Hate Kristen Stewart. Lovelovelove fake-ass Coco. Hate Ann Hathaway.

I only see one photo of Ivanka

Is it possible to be a sex addict if you can’t get it up? Cause I doubt Ozzy’s had a hard-on in about a decade. At least.

What? Michael Douglas is hot and he always has been. Way hotter than his dad who always scared me a little. I’m not sure if that story about Kirk and Natalie Wood is true, but with Kirk it’s completely believable.

This is what I do.

That is not awful at all. Is it? Cause I had the same reaction.

Now he can turn the Golden Globes into a children’s party.

Too bad. He stinks.

Why are pageants still a thing??

Okay, I’m in tears.

So very sick of it.

He always looks like one of those cartoon characters who just got hit on the head with a cast iron pan and stars circle his head and he has a dazed look on his face.

At 12 he wasn’t interested, but if she’d been 14 he would have taken her to Jeffrey Epstein’s for some real fun.

One of the funniest skits on SNL with Kirstie Alley

Why would she feel obliged to drink something that she saw a stranger put something in?

I’m sorry. That’s insane. You’re so desperate to do drugs that even some unknown substance that you claim to see a complete stranger slip into your drink counts as a party?

Trust an adult? This girl is a college student, not a 4-year old.

Why would anybody - male or female - take a drug that a complete stranger is surreptitiously putting in your drink? Yeah, I like to party to but what the fuck? That’s just a suicide wish.

Yeah, but that would be lying. Saying she saw him do it when she didn’t.