Now he can turn the Golden Globes into a children’s party.

Too bad. He stinks.

Why are pageants still a thing??

Okay, I’m in tears.

So very sick of it.

He always looks like one of those cartoon characters who just got hit on the head with a cast iron pan and stars circle his head and he has a dazed look on his face.

At 12 he wasn’t interested, but if she’d been 14 he would have taken her to Jeffrey Epstein’s for some real fun.

One of the funniest skits on SNL with Kirstie Alley

Why would she feel obliged to drink something that she saw a stranger put something in?

I’m sorry. That’s insane. You’re so desperate to do drugs that even some unknown substance that you claim to see a complete stranger slip into your drink counts as a party?

Trust an adult? This girl is a college student, not a 4-year old.

Why would anybody - male or female - take a drug that a complete stranger is surreptitiously putting in your drink? Yeah, I like to party to but what the fuck? That’s just a suicide wish.

Yeah, but that would be lying. Saying she saw him do it when she didn’t.

Omg...Amber Musk. Perfumey.

Ha ha. Normal parents don’t homeschool. Stay at home parents do to justify their existence.

Is she selling the breast implants she had put in to make Ted happy?

Pretty sure the one in the hat (next to last) is her daughter Vanessa Vadim.

I don’t get this...the parents have worked for everything they have. Are we so inured to actual work that anyone who earns their money from it is viewed as a climber?

Love that photo...

Winnah!