Very good. And it’s whole purpose seems to be to validate a certain facile, superficial way of interpreting events, aka “good ol’ common sense”.

That was when it was good. Now it’s stupider people saying even stupider stuff.

Not good enough for her special snowflakes. Algebra’s for the poors.

Oh Tilda: it’s doesn’t matter where your kids go to school. Or if they learn anything or graduate. They are rich. So everything will work out.

Does anyone really believe she listens to this? I don’t.

That blue and yellow dress Michelle is wearing is fugly as hell.

Anita Hill received an honorary degree from my college the year I graduated. At first I didn’t recognize her but couldn’t take my eyes off her - she was so beautiful. She looked like she was lit from within. She was stunning.

Oh that hit my funnybone!!

Can’t wait to meet the ex husband.

Barf...

You first Yoko.

Ew. Kurt Russell is a libertarian.

My favorite is a Roz Chast of The Little Engine that Could - but just didn’t feel like it. There’s a little dialogue balloon coming out of the engine’s mouth and he’s saying “Get lost”. It’s hilarious.

None. You know why? Because I let me subscription lapse for this very reason. The New Yorker is relentless. Now I get the digital version and only print out what I want.

Or an old toothless person

Salma Hayek proves that growing up filthy rich, and marrying even filthier rich, doesn't make you intelligent.

I've always thought he had mental problems.

Saying he's a fantastic actor is meaningless. Acting is hardly splitting the atom.

Modified Farrah? or Connie at the Senior Prom, 1976. In brunette tho.

And the view from her penthouse apartment the three times a year she's there.