Oh that hit my funnybone!!

Can’t wait to meet the ex husband.

Barf...

You first Yoko.

Ew. Kurt Russell is a libertarian.

My favorite is a Roz Chast of The Little Engine that Could - but just didn’t feel like it. There’s a little dialogue balloon coming out of the engine’s mouth and he’s saying “Get lost”. It’s hilarious.

None. You know why? Because I let me subscription lapse for this very reason. The New Yorker is relentless. Now I get the digital version and only print out what I want.

Or an old toothless person

Salma Hayek proves that growing up filthy rich, and marrying even filthier rich, doesn't make you intelligent.

I've always thought he had mental problems.

Saying he's a fantastic actor is meaningless. Acting is hardly splitting the atom.

Modified Farrah? or Connie at the Senior Prom, 1976. In brunette tho.

And the view from her penthouse apartment the three times a year she's there.

It's a funny story. Not sure I buy it.

It took three people to write that "song"!

Bono might have glaucoma but the glasses are sheer vanity. They don't do shit for glaucoma.

Ha. That was over a year ago. I did get my money's worth out of that one. I've had a mac laptop for the past 4 months.

She really was! This is very sad.

Merkel is well known to be ill at ease around dogs - that why he did that. He is a total power-tripping misogynist who can't stand the fact that a) Germany is run by a woman; and b) that woman runs her country way better than he runs his country.

Me too!