They both have very impressive noses.

Wait, wait...is this real?!? I want to read!!

I think, not 100% sure, that Shakespeare was the originator of that plot line.

Girl, I did the same thing for years. And I'm 52. For whatever reason, I gradually stopped over the past 15 years or so. It's especially slowed down the past 2-3 years, and in the last few months, hardly ever. No idea why. Now if I nibble a cuticle it's a real mess because they're not as hardened or callused as…

I chewed my cuticles bloody for probably 35 years. When they were really bad, I'd wash my hands really good, put antibiotic ointment on them, a bandaid, and they'd look a lot better in a couple of days. I remember sitting up in bed in the second grade, gnawing away. My mother told me no one would hire me with nails…

Sister! Same here. Lifelong, dedicated cuticle destroyer here. I gnawed them! Never really went in for the bite-to-the-quick, but had a few years where I would do the peel thing. Anyways, over the course of the past 15 years of so, starting in my early 40's, I can't say how or why, it just ebbed. I guess I grew out…

So the Bracamonte's are stupid people. When rip-off artists collide. I'm changing my bet - putting money on the nanny. She's pretty repellent but have to respect her for being pretty savvy. And of course, she's kind of fighting for life.

YOU have no problem sharing facilities with men. YOU. But some women might.

As the kids used to like to say around here: Preach!

Throw in some pureed bean sprouts, a dash of unpasteurized milk, garnish with a slice of canteloupe, and you got yourselves a Deadly Derecho!

Today is so not the day for this shit.

The Sentencing Project has a good fact sheet on women in prison. Over half the men in prison are there on violent offenses. Over half the women in prison are there on drug and property offenses.

Reading her comment in Lady Mary's voice puts it into a whole different light.

She's stupid. Religious? Here's a picture of her praying.

Is Hallie Mathers in the same class as Lourdes Leon?

Whoa...slow down there Einstein. If we got rid of multiple choice, students would have to think of an answer. Skylar/Tyler/Addison/Madison Specialsnowflake's parents are not paying $40K a year to have their "child" stressed out like that.

Was she on Community?

Yes, Ms Talentless Hack, who's "talent" could fill a saucer? Middle america must love her.

Exciting = Whoopi interviews Frank Langella

This girl always looks great. Her style is perfection - she never looks worked over, or like she's trying too hard, or that she's at the mercy of some sadistic stylist.