You have too much money.

Next up...Lupita.

+10 Judge Joe Brown (whoever the hell that is) a featured story?

You know this is Jezebel, right? That's what we do here - react and feel superior.

How nice for you. Didn't work out so nice for these, and many other, children. Home schooled children need more supervision by outside agencies. Precisely so that situations like this don't happen again. If that steps on a few upper middle class mama's toes - tough.

That's what you got from this? My first reaction was 'all home-schooled children and their parents/caregivers/whatever should have the authorities up their asses every friggin week'. It's not same-sex couples - it's crazy-ass home schoolers.

"If you have two people who are equally qualified and experienced then it is down to the interview, you ask the same questions of each, you evaluate their responses and you have set criteria for the responses you are looking for.

Transparent way of hiring people? How exactly would that work on, let's say the hiring of writers on Saturday Night Live? Or any other tv show/film?

I thought that happened in Austria?

Thank you for clearing that up.

What? I saw Spartacus - couldn't have been that impressive because I missed it. There is that over-the-top homoerotic scene where Tony Curtis gives Laurence Olivier a bath. But I don't remember any dick.

This is interesting. I used to be a huge gum chewer - loved to blow bubbles, and snap it in my mouth. You just weren't a cool chick if you didn't chew gum - it used to have a joie de vivre, carefree thing to it.

Yes. It all goes gray. Muffs and cuffs included.

That underarm hair is suspiciously uniform in color - I would have expected it to be gray or at least salt and pepper. #pithairdyejob

Just read the school of style inteview. Chick's a freak - a straight-up, possibly sadistic freak. Of course, she would take that as a compliment but I freak in a more of a Karla Homolka-way. Horrible woman.

Hey, yeah I remember you. I think I had a similar disagreement...I was Miss Crabtree a couple of comment systems ago.

Totally agree.

Of course. Cheap skinflint bastard tho I think he is, one of the nicest things Marianne revealed about him is that he bought her mother a house. Do I remember that correctly?

There is absolutely no good damn reason on the friggin planet to publish anything about Hilaria Baldwin. No one cares.

Marianne Faithful's suicide attempt, to be exact. When she woke up and saw him, she said 'wild horses couldn't drag me away'.