Joe whatisname is a crude, vulgar, talentless hack with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Holy hell, I was just coming on here to say the same thing. He is REPULSIVE! He's never, ever been appealing. Once I saw him on his Mommy's show and he referred to the inexpensive cubanelle peppers (also known as frying peppers here in Jersey) as "ghetto peppers" and I have wanted to kick him in the garbanzo beans he…

I am considering the sun visor thing. Low pony-tail, yeah. It's still a hunk of hair on my neck (probably good sunscreen for the back of the neck, tho) and uncomfortable when it's really hot.

I won't watch Deep Throat and I won't watch this.

This is my problem with hats. My head is medium sized (I guess) but I have long, thickish hair that I twisted up in stick and it makes a big lump of hair that no hat I've tried so far can deal with. I don't want to wear my hair down with a hat on when it 95 degrees (like it is now in NY-area).

I bought Aveeno Baby spf 55 because it was on sale and it's great. No smell, not greasy at all, and it works under make-up. Love it.

Wait, first you said it was $5000. Now it's actually $25K. Destination weddings are expensive for your guests. There's the money and the time away.

So fucking quit already. Does Alec Baldwin get that no one really cares?

I think it means she farted for hours. Really smelly farts.

She doesn't look all that thrilled to be there.

What? I make iced green tea everyday, with honey and lemon and it is the bomb. Everyone I serve it to loves it. Then they tell me they made it and it didn't taste like mine. I think it's because I use really good honey.

That's about right. I think she's also had health challenges.

Last sentence. First para.

I don't believe Hilaria is 29.

You're the only honest parent on this thread. Everyone on here is either non-parents talking about what assholes other kids are or parents talking about what assholes other kids are and how great their kids are and aren't they lucky.

Creepy...really? Sounds like heaven.

I work with a woman like this - she has three spoiled little brats. What she says is "that is not all right" when the word "no" would do just fine.

That would require taking responsibility.

Example: Alec Baldwin is an asshole. Also acceptable: So is his wife.

After his fame and bank account.