Ginger bush? I want one!

Flying for 20 hours does sound like hell. But flying for 20 hours on a private plane doesn't sound so bad.

Wasn't that Elin Nordgren thing is yesterday's dirt bag?

Were we arguing?

You know what piles are. Your neck is holding one up.

I'm so sorry to hear you have piles. But I can't say I'm surprised.

Wheweeee...that's quite a stink you've raised. I find big dumps are the smelliest from meat-eaters. But that's just me.

Still shitting. Yes, I'm a shittist. I admit it.

Hey, you're supposed to be working on your grown-up bowel movement!

Like taking a grown-up sized dumpy!

Enema's are good for constipation.

Jesus, are you still shitting? Wait, are you constipated?

Do you need a butt wipe?

Oh, an attack of the runs. I see. That's not fun.

Are you still here? Your ass must be killing you.

This is quite a dump. That's what happens when you eat a lot of vegetables.

More shit.

You're still shitting.

What are you still doing here? I thought you were gonna take a shit? Oh, you are - it's just coming out of your mouth.