And Tyler - by whom I measure all men.

No prob - I'm already from Jersey so I'm, like, halfway there.

Me Too!

Yeah, wtf? So "delusional bitch" is perfectly fine, but "whore" is grounds for a knife fight? So is whore totally off the table? What if I pronounce it 'who-a' like we did when I was a kid (yeah, I'm old so help me out!)? Let me know, cuz christ on a ritz, I certainly don't want to upset any of the greatest…

Getting sick of having him shoved down my throat. So many crappy celebrities these days.

It's an online program so def not reputable. Also, she's probably lying.

Jesus, no contest. Catelynn is my role model and I'm probably at least twice her age. Farrah has to be the stupidest person on the planet.

Yeah, don't eff with her or the other Martha Stewart.

"Jolie likely has the same looking breasts she had before..."

Is it the end of the day yet?

How come sometimes I can't see the discussions?

Classy lady. Sorry to hear this. RIP Dr. Brothers.

I find most dirtbags to be pretty stale.

She looks a little like Drew Barrymore.

His neighbors paid a shit ton of money to live there too. Lots of communities (especially wealthy ones) have rules about what your house can look like (Paltrow's neighbors are pissed because her fence is a couple feet higher than regulation). I live in a city and in the expensive condo complex at the end of the…

Ummm...what is it exactly "adults" don't do? Make sexy playlists? Have sex? What are you, nine? You do have Selena Gomez on there so I think it's a legitimate guess.

And who are you waiting to hear more from - Michele herself? And what more do you want - all the gory details? What it feels like to be raped repeatedly, impregnated, starved, and then punched in the stomach till you abort? Hey, hang in there - maybe you'll get the exclusive! Won't that be something!!! That's the…

I hate to bum you out about the Amish but you may want to read this: The Gentle People

Yeah, I feel the same way when I walk around the corner to the river and see the NYC skyline and all these out-of-towners taking pictures like they never saw it before.

This would matter more if I could stand Joe Bastardovitch but I can't.