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Wait, wait, wait. The Daily Show has had figures from both sides of the table. She’s a crazy person, yes, but why are we upset by her appearing on a talk show that discusses politics from all “walks”.

Is there a celebrity with a higher success to talent ratio than Kathy Griffin? She’s the Kiss of comedians.

They enslaved, raped, and murdered my family members for CENTURIES. Then attacked the US, killing hundreds of thousands of American soldiers in an effort to continue enslaving, raping and murdering my people.

I’d murder Jesus cause that’s what started all this shi...wait.

I’d murder Charlemagne. Because that’s what started all this shit in the first place.

Legitimately very well played. I’m actually impressed more than amused.

Please o please remember that the 2 point difference refers to the popular vote, which is not how we elect the president in this country! He’s about 130 electoral college votes behind her. It’s comforting fact from the perspective of the results of the election, even though his popularity is still absolutely

Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

Still only the second worst thing to happen to Kim on a night vision cam.

Kanye is a punk ass bitch. I’d like to see Jay Z pimp slap the shit out of him.

You could say Happy Days turned into a sci-fi show by virtue of Mork from Ork.

“He’s a name and a wallet but that’s about it.”

LMAO Gwyneth & T. Swift are pretty relentlessly overbearing and obnoxious.... Leo is a very good actor though, and I like that he takes up causes that matter to me.

Deleted scene from The Wire with D’Angelo Barksdale...

Apparently, Mandarin is also referred to as “Standard Chinese”. Chinese can also be used to describe the group of languages that Mandarin happens to be a part of.

Not for nothing, but it had and has everything to do with homophobia, which was just an accepted thing in the 80's. It didn’t have anything to do with whether or not you were actually attracted to other boys when 12 yearolds used it, but the reason it was an insult was because being gay was an innately negative thing,

It made you uncomfortable because she keeps collecting animals, many of which are tiny inbred dogs. That dog looks like that because it’s unhealthy from breeding, but probably cost a fortune.

Best image of the election, barring the shoulder shimmy.

And he is a better singer too. So literally he is better than Fallon at everything he does.

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and