I’d murder Jesus cause that’s what started all this shi...wait.

I’d murder Charlemagne. Because that’s what started all this shit in the first place.

Legitimately very well played. I’m actually impressed more than amused.

Please o please remember that the 2 point difference refers to the popular vote, which is not how we elect the president in this country! He’s about 130 electoral college votes behind her. It’s comforting fact from the perspective of the results of the election, even though his popularity is still absolutely…

Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

Still only the second worst thing to happen to Kim on a night vision cam.

Kanye is a punk ass bitch. I’d like to see Jay Z pimp slap the shit out of him.

“He’s a name and a wallet but that’s about it.”

LMAO Gwyneth & T. Swift are pretty relentlessly overbearing and obnoxious.... Leo is a very good actor though, and I like that he takes up causes that matter to me.

It made you uncomfortable because she keeps collecting animals, many of which are tiny inbred dogs. That dog looks like that because it’s unhealthy from breeding, but probably cost a fortune.

Best image of the election, barring the shoulder shimmy.

And he is a better singer too. So literally he is better than Fallon at everything he does.

Not to retard the voting drive, or otherwise count chickens, but the national collective sigh of relief in the offing? We can almost taste it.

Will be drinking and smoking heavily.

Better than rooting around in some weeds for a little dude’s ass, I suppose.

The above clip... him adjusting his glasses and flipping the shirt trying to read the label..

In other words, since Fallon is consistently and honestly a fawning buffoon, he shouldn’t be faulted for not breaking character in this case. (Even though breaking character is his entire schtick.)

When he interviewed Paris Hilton post jail I died.

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

Damn right he would. I miss his show.