Mommy shouldn't even know when his assignments are due or what he is working on. Her babyboy should be taking care of everything himself.

I don't think iggy azalea has the chops for daytime talk.

Still, though. It’s the patriarchy’s fault.

Lin is gonna keep humblebragging straight into that EGOT

Oh boy would you love history class.

Every group’s “basement” needs cleaning. Don’t act like it’s just one group. That’s racist.

Nothing. The past can’t be changed.

Working theory:

I’m not a fan of government censorship of TV content, but I would fully support CPS taking away Kim Kardashian’s kids.

Also not how you human :(

SRIRACHA OR GTFO

Rihannardo.

Beyoncé? Pandering? Say it ain’t so!

Beyoncé is doing SOMETHING? Oh my gosh, do you think they will there. If I saw them with her?? I might die of happiness. I’ve heard rumors of stuff happening with them during a time but I never thought something might happen with them at the place with Beyoncé. Never.

I went a few times. It was fun, not as sweaty and horrifying as it’s portrayed. The last time I went was way different than the first, though, in terms of the audience. It’s definitely “scene-ster”-y now. Less “I love music!” and more “I love instagram!”

This is forever burned into my memory.

Oh my god. Vaccines are why I'm gay, aren't they? I should have known.

Wisdom ≠ never making a mistake

Oh please. Thugs are thugs, nothing racial about it except in your head, apparently.