He has residual Faces of Meth syndrome.

She was a private school girl fwiw. Her letter does read a bit like freshman year Women’s Studies.

I took it as “The republicans are a shit show and can’t win, so I’m good with Bernie or Hillary - either way it’s a win for my side”. Maybe it’s because I’m high, but I love her and am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

About the only thing this is missing is Banks inviting Palin over for a meeting to discuss how much they hate gays.

Thanks so much! But get this one: fresh pumpernickel, light mayonnaise (and I agree Dukes is the best) rare roast beef, some horseradish coleslaw, Boar’s Head Swiss cheese, grilled ... with real butter.

Best sammich: white bread, peanut butter, grape jelly, handful of Fritos, smushed.

Yea, this is a pretty benign thing to worry about.

UGH. Honestly, if anything take issue with the fact that that the tag line is that girls can do anything and that in this picture the two in the middle aren’t doing much of anything.

Thank you for pointing this out. I was disappointed that Jezebel didn’t mention that ad in their article. I shouldn’t be surprised by that, though.

Obviously, being a parody Jezebel bot is worse, as these type of people actually live their lives this way, and it ends up hurting the causes they pretend to care about.

Nah, I’m being serious. Instead of reading, you so wanted to post a comment stating how there must have been fellow citizens of yours who just couldn’t be as righteous as you.

Terrible, but should the desire for retribution even factor into sentencing?

Oh, I didn’t mean change your picture to someone else, but at least make it so your infidelity isn’t googleable. Plus it’s a chance for a fun new name. I hear Carlos Danger is taken though.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

Have you been browsing petfinder again?! What, is Mr. bubbles not enough for you??!!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Just checked i am not cheating on myself.

This isn’t quite fair either. We are primates, after all, and other primate species show some genetic differences between the sexes. Men tend to be better at spatial relations, for example, while women tend to be better at verbal logic. Little boys often show more interest in things with moving parts while little…

Has Chelsea Handler ever done or said anything remotely funny or interesting? Her thirst to be outrageous just makes me sad and embarrassed. Or in this case, just em-bare-assed.

Woody Allen isn’t related to whatsername at all. But she grew up with him as family. Fucking family is a bad idea for several reasons, but as a barometer of one’s ability to maintain healthy boundaries, it’s a good one.