“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievance”s.

he can sells me anything he wants, any time

It sucks for many of the writers in the Gawker Media world who don’t shitpost and who had nothing to do with the terrible outing story from last summer, or the Hulk stuff, or the many other shitty things that have been published here.

To construct an “African-American affinity segment,” Facebook would look at indicators like whether someone was a member of an African American Chamber of Commerce Facebook group

I was wondering why they chose Ben Folds as the music for the trailer.

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Her recent cosmetic surgery seems to really work well!

It’s always what happens. We put these girls up on a pedestal, and then people say she’s overrated and not deserving of the attention that we gave her. Whatever, I’m still going to love her.

Plain Jane is one of my favorites. It’s too true.

She used to be alomost universally loved around these parts. Those days are gone, it’s true. But I still have a reasonable emotional girl-chub for her.

I love her too! Just hours ago I was watching her clips on youtube and cracking up.
And I have the “You don’t need make up” song stuck in my head.

I very much prefer her show to her stand-up so I am happy it will be back soon.

I love her. I know that’s not the consensus on this site, but I think she’s awesome and hilarious and I’m so excited for this next season.

I feel bad for female celebrities’ real life best friends, because they are always replaced by Jennifer Lawrence.

I’m thinking she’s anti-talking about squirting.

No, “boys will be boys” is for when you get into a fight, cause some minor damage or do something that is a grey area. Sexual assault is not covered under “boys will be boys”.

Can we ban teenagers from walking in packs during daylight and night time hours?!

finally, also can we ban teenagers from going to movie theaters after 9pm???

A lot of it is probably the fact that individual votes don’t matter in states that aren’t swing states. As it is, if you live in a state that’s solid for either red or blue, the politicians don’t care about you. If we could get rid of the electoral college, suddenly every single vote has the same weight and then…

you can’t really negotiate on a normal terms with North Korea, brainwashed commies