“Being cool is like being a Domme. If you have to tell people you are, you probably aren’t.”

they literally have no comeback when i say “easy for you to say, white man.”

Great article, but it would only be “eponymous” if it was entitled “The Horgan and Delaney Show”.

AA first, then therapy.

*steeped. like tea, soaked through-and-through-with. Seeped leads to fungi. Unfun. Just FYI.

It’s not like they’re being muzzled, too.

I would love to ask these “what’s stopping a man from going in there and raping your daughter” idiots “what’s stopping a woman from going in there and raping your daughter” and just blow their little minds.

IF you just love yourself for your looks you’re destined to be miserable most of your life — if you just love yourself for looks you bought, applied with a machete, imagine how miserable you already must be.

Dear god these girls have been butchered beyond recognition, and their now-dead eyes reflect it.

The way I look at it is that those gays she keeps around her (WAY TOO MANY INJECTIONS) are paid staff. I don’t think they are her friends. Also, most of these ladies on reality TV wouldn’t look so snatched if they didn’t have a gaggle of the tribe beating their faces and keeping those wigs LAID.

Wasn’t she dating a Kennedy at one point?

“Is that a fish in your pocket, Malcolm, or are you just happy Sashimi??”

I only skimmed this, but I think it’s wrong to castigate a man just for wanting to make sweet, sweet love to Dolph Lundgren. Who doesn’t!!

Isn’t that why men call masturbation “waxing their dolphins”? :)

Oh my god. Vaccines are why I’m gay, aren’t they? I should have known.

I’m an old, but in my day, making out meant kissing, maybe some touching. It did not mean having sex.

I can pretty much guarantee that he’s done it before and will continue to do it in the future.

Modern feminism is MAKING them oblivious to the nature of men. It’s telling them that men are exactly like women, beer commercials just tell them they should be sexually voracious and

I often tell my little boy I’ll cut it off if he so much as looks at a girl cross-eyed.

But she didn’t tell him no. Not even “No, thank you,” when he said he wanted to drive somewhere to fool around. She wasn’t incapacitated...