and bringing your Mom as your date to professional events?

but you don’t see me whining about how I don’t have a goddamn Academy Award.™

Ugh his thirst for an oscar makes me despise him. OK be ambitious but this desperation for a statue is ridiculous considering what else is going on in his pathetic life

Someone is clearly blowing him under that podium.

Remember they have to generate dozens of fresh sets of outrage every single day in the Gawkerverse.

I would estimate that I read the word “Ew” at least 300 times during each skimming session on Jezebel.

It’s moronic to make gender the 1st priority. Would you vote for Fiorina? I fucking hope not.

I saw one that big I’d order a case of cranberry sauce from Amazon!!

I played mean soccer in college, I would punt that bird down the street if it came at me like that! Feathered dinosaurs make the little baby jesus cry.

Oh lordy, you must have a very interesting costume collection!

What would the city look like the day after they all just went home though? I can’t get that thought out of my head when figuring out how to do something about the huge problems that big-city police forces clearly have...

A desire to live longer than Elvis did? :)

I think she gets a pass by way of people keeping her rich and famous and in the public eye by watching her show or KUWTK.

Is there any point in confessing considering it was an honest mistake?

Yeah, I was just thinking, Wow, that is cold!

That’s a good point, and mine was overly broad. I do just yearn for a time when one’s gender, race, age and genetic lineage was simply not important enough to be part of every discussion, but I realize we’re not there yet.

I was the fat kid who was an easy target, and the bullies would intentionally aim for my face because my tears made their nips hard, so I’m jaded about dodgeball I guess. :) But if one was better at catching with hands rather than with one’s face, I could see how it might be fun!

Conception occurs with the first schvitz of Axe before the date. Duh.

The first-generation individual is different from fourth, fifth (yes, such a thing exists, thank you); the South Asian individual is different from the East Asian. Folks from Hawaii have a very different perspective on race than folks from New York or Georgia. Some of us may be adopted to two parents of different…

ED’s prolly a manifestation of modern sedentary, beer-swilling, TV-staring culture. During the eons we were evolving, men had to remain strong and virile as long as possible for the survivability of the tribe.