This made my day. Thank you.

calling it “unpatriotic” …

Since I went to a nerd school (where the popular kids were the ones with the highest GPA and football games were so you could watch the halftime show), our taunts of rival schools were shit like, “[Rival School] doesn’t recycle!” and “[Rival School] drives solo in the HOV lane!” and “[Rival School] is a…

One of the beautiful things about non-cloned animals and humans is that we stretch ourselves to love different personalities, different quirks, and different ways of being. This is how we evolve.

I haven’t seen Bad Moms, but I think it’s been on Showtime recently, I’ll check it out.

Were these all done in one day, or is that just Joanna’s explainin’ sweatshirt?

Bobby, I’m so excited. She’s the only country singer I like and man, do I love both her albums. I think Biscuits is my favorite song.

I kind of want Joanna to follow me around everywhere and point to things and explain them to me.

Welp, that’s it. They won. I officially don’t care about any of this shit anymore. Completely exhausted, past the point of no return. Trump could fuck a basket of kittens and my reaction would be, “par for the course”.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

At least Hardy can always change it to “Ms.Cleo knows all”

Just grow a fucking ponytail, dude.

Holy shit, guys, Billy Bush has daughters. Daughters!

I’ve debadged my TDI and I still haven’t anyone tell me I’m putting diesel in. It’s either because I’m male, or because I actually wear gloves when doing it because the diesel nozzle is always gross.

Bottom line, eliminate the inequity in their incomes. If there is a good reason for the difference be transparent about it and ensure that it is justifiably reasonable.

This is bullshit because TER is a LEGEND.

Dammit. And this is when we’re forced to ask when will black men show up for black women? If you believe in social justice even a little (as Anderson’s voiceover at the beginning of every episode suggests), you must know that once you have a little power, your responsibility is to share that power, especially if…

I want to like it, I’m gonna watch it, but I will be internally grumbling that every portrayal of pre-Roman Britain is as a place where dirt=makeup and everything is sexy orgy dances with neolithic antler shit errywhere. Just like it’s not okay to piss, shit, and vomit all over Stone Henge every year because you’re…